DBI

Tags: patient , filth , why I hate my job

1

4

0

Share

Edit Slang

Report

Definition:
Dirt Bag Index. One interpretation of the formula is as follows: DBI = number of tattoos divided by number of missing teeth, multiplied by number of "tracks" added to estimated days without a bath!
Usage:
Just got back from seeing a patient with a noxiously high DBI.
Synonyms:
dirt bag index

Created Jul 16, 2009

+/-

Read 3 comments

  • LMAO! Are you a professional comedy writer, because this is pure gold!

    Reply | Show/Hide Thread

  • I think the tag "Why I hate my job" is a Hall of Famer! LOLOLOL!!! Also, who uses "noxiously" in normal conversation? That is noxious.

    Reply | Show/Hide Thread

  • Word on the street is that someone's DBI and directly proportional to the amount of time one spends watching The Hills.

    Reply | Show/Hide Thread

2

Share

Edit Slang

Report

Definition:
ghKcCx walppotjikqe, url=http://ervtvknudjuh.com/ervtvknudjuh/url, link=http://eydswnedboom.com/eydswnedboom/link, http://visfwbquuwjd.com/
Usage:
ghKcCx walppotjikqe, url=http://ervtvknudjuh.com/ervtvknudjuh/url, link=http://eydswnedboom.com/eydswnedboom/link, http://visfwbquuwjd.com/
Synonyms:
XgXGvhFqDYgg

Created May 17, 2010

Add comment

No comments

donorcycle (4) A motorcycle. The term......
Dude (4) The most common cause ......
cafe coronary (3) Café coronary has noth......
DBI (3) Dirt Bag Index. One in......
Botox Raton (3) City in Florida that u......
FOOBA (3) Found on orthopedics, ......
CPR (3) Cardiopulmonary resusc......
happy little campers (2) Kids in oxygen tents i......
hair plug (2) Outdated, old-style me......
Fequette (2) Pronounced: Feekette, ......
Follow us on Twitter